You're Not Better Than the Bartender

I don't know why people feel like they can get away with being an asshole to the bartender.

Don't you know anything? I mean, are you really that stupid?

Haven't you seen how being absurdly respectful to the bartender will get you anything? Free drinks, hassle-free entries, exclusive invitations, insane discounts on private events, opportunities to wine and dine with the elite, etc... It's their job to know everyone that matters.

So to that asshole that yelled at the local bartender because the head on the beer glass overflowed a little, be careful. There's a probably already a hit out on you. And you deserve it. Because you're an idiot.